I came home from work yesterday and there was a note on my door. “Please contact me as soon as you get this letter. I need to speak to you in regards to your pet.” Signed the Property Manager. Uh oh… What has Slobber Dog done this time?
I’ve had a pretty busy week and haven’t spent as much time with Grady as I normally do. Plus he seems to have sprained his shoulder or something so he stayed home from daycare on Tuesday. Could he be releasing some pent up energy by chasing the cat? Could he have been barking while I was at work? Not something he normally does, but….you never know.
So I trekked over to the office anxiously, wondering what in the world Slobber Dog could have done to warrant a letter from management. What was it? Barking? Nope. Even better.
My dog is probably the ONLY dog in the world that gets a complaint from the downstairs neighbor saying that his SNORING is keeping her awake at night. Um, yeah. You read that right. His snoring. Grady actually spends 23 hours per day snoring, so I’m not really sure how to resolve this one. In fact, he’s napping on the couch right now and guess what the soundtrack to this post is? Yep, you got it.
Anyone ever heard this one before? I’m open to suggestions, as I’m fairly sure they don’t make Breathe Right nasal strips for dogs!
BRILLIANT post, Michelle!!! I cracked up the entire time I read it. I don’t have any suggestions, unfortunately.
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Imagine trying to be serious in management’s office while hearing this madness?! I have to admit I cracked a smile!
Oh Grady! He is the funniest boy ever! Your neighbors need to come up and enjoy him snoring in person. Then, wake him up and let him slobber them, and then they might decide that snoring isn’t so bad!
Julie, I love that idea!! I should invite them up for….COOKIES!!!!
Hey, Michelle. That was an interesting post about the snoring slobber dog. I also liked the photo of him sleeping by the glass door. It reminds me of Stacey’s cat Buffy when she lays like that.
Hi Vinnie! Glad you liked the snoring slobber dog – he’s definitely funny. =)
that’s insane! she sleeps so lightly that a dog’s snore is keeping her awake!? maybe you need to just buy her a white noise machine … or something that plays peaceful beach sounds or something.
It is a little crazy, but oh, so funny! He DOES snore really loudly, I have to admit!